Part 911: Severa B

Hel-lo, Severa! You're looking darling as ever!

Are you deaf or just an idiot? ...Wait, don't tell me, I know.

I'm simply incapable of speaking anything but the truth!

What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? Its really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn't hate you so much, I might even be impressed.

Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Severa!

You are a truly staggering creature... Why on earth do you insist on coming around and saying that I... That I "look good."

Um, because you look good?

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?! This camp is full of good-looking girls who will giggle and tee-hee all night long. I clearly despise you. So why chase me around?

You're selling yourself short, Severa. I think the ice-queen bit is charming! The higher the hurdle you have to leap, the more satisfying it feels once you're over it!

I am NOT a hurdle, jerk!

W-wait! Th-that's not what I meant! Look, I'm serious. Honestly, I am. I wouldn't mess with your emotions.

Your idea of serious is pretty far out there, Inigo.

...Whatever could you mean?

Ugh! Enough! None of this matters. I have things to do. N-now just... leave me alone!

I knew it!

Wh-what?!

You put on a good show, but I know under all those thorns you're a total sweetie. And I'm going to stick around until I get to see the real you!

...Er, this is the part where you smile. It's a terrible waste to see such a pretty face scowling all the time.

You're obviously as blind as you are crazy. Now will you PLEASE just go away?! (leaves)

...Huh? I can't go away if you go away first! Heeey! Severa! Wait up!